April 23, 2014   2 notes

asking a giantess fetish trying to cyber you about growing big enough to crush the earth and all its inhabitants with just one toe if hes ever played katamari

April 23, 2014   3 notes

a mean girls meme lunch room parody gifset but im lindsay lohan or the goth or whatever talking about different subsets of “ssbbw” “chasers” ive talked to tonight… theres the foot guys (camera pans to a bunch of 20-60 year old men with their hairy bare feet on the table) the giantess guys (screen drops to under that table to a bunch of tiny men eating tiny lunches) and the scat guys (shot of a group of men taking their whole lunches inside the bathroom. the door closes and flushing is heard)

April 23, 2014   3 notes

working closely w/ your significant others on get rich quick internet schemes that actually pay your rent 

April 23, 2014   2 notes

whispering “you gotta pay the troll toll” as i string along “ssbbw” “admirers” of all kinds  on my fian$es gmail

April 23, 2014   28 notes

(Source: weirdinternet, via lilpetrabbit)

April 22, 2014   37 notes
zazzle-poetry:

in that i am worthless

zazzle-poetry:

in that i am worthless

April 22, 2014   142 notes
zazzle-poetry:

and why human breath so much worse?!?!

zazzle-poetry:

and why human breath so much worse?!?!

April 22, 2014   4 notes
relationship status:

relationship status:

April 22, 2014   2,198 notes
heteromale:

yheg:

what is this

bald dog

heteromale:

yheg:

what is this

bald dog

(Source: bfmcsd, via ducklettes)

April 22, 2014   7 notes

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