oh, buddy, did we form a company using an agent who was found liable for 2 million dollars of damages in a fraud case 5 years later? did we use different middle initials for different business documents? did we use dads address as the primary place of business for one of our shell companies? did dad use that address for several more shell companies? does the wife know shes a secretary for a contracting firm thats only ever gotten one permit, and it was for a work on house that you both own? are we very busy? are we very bad?
cryptic and litigious
(sports fan chanting) audit audit audit audit
your dads a judge here ?? thats so awesome!!!! its too bad he doesnt work for the IRS!!!!!!!!!!!!
wonder what the congregation at the church you direct is going to think !! I guess we’ll fuckin find out!!!!
if you love to commit fraud with very immediately accessible paper trails online, and you dont want anyone to google your criminalass family and submit all their findings to the IRS, maybe try not to wrong me
like even if you cant forgive someone for something objectively petty as fuck, you still dont owe them a lie about how you feel about them now
its so gross to think that asking for forgiveness entitles you to it. if you actually meant it when you told them you know you messed up, you should also know that its completely reasonable and fair for someone to end a relationship (of whatever kind) because of what you did. nobody is ever obligated to forgive anyone else. its really fine to lose interest in a person bc someone who does what they did isnt worth the effort to you. even if they say theyre super sorry